Raz B signs with ‘Tila Tequila Records’; the jokes write themselves…

Tila Tequila has confirmed in a brand new blog entry that she has signed former B2K singer Raz B to her record label Tila Tequila Records. Not only has she signed him to her label but she will manage him, retweak him and groom him to become the ultimate pop star. She says being a successful music mogul and helping others to find fame is where she has found her true calling.


Tequila will fly “her boy” first class, put him up in all the hottest five star hotels and have all the Japanese girls creaming themselves in hot anticipation. She will also get her boy onto all the hottest magazine covers, have his music constantly played on the radio and set him up on all the hottest tours. Whilst having an easy ride, she will ensure he gets “mad bank in his pocket”. Okay, let me stop typing before I kill myself with laughter. And if you think I actually made this up, I kid you not. READ IT! Desperate times call for desperate measures I guess. SMH.

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16 comments

  1. That Grape Juice posted this HOURS ago!

  2. ha
    ha
    ha
    ha

    hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahhahahaahhaha

    *breath*

    hahahahahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahaahhahahahah

    tila lies soooo much!

    whats the studio? a fisher pricer keyboard, microphone stand in a shitty un-finished bathroom?

    hotels? a hole in da wall hooker spot?

    coach flights

    and warobe from walmart & dollar store lmao

    this is hilarious!!!!

  3. LAWD! I WAS ROFL after she announced her “big news” lol.

  4. @SLOB, NIGGA DONT NOBODI CARE ABOWT DAT FRUITJUICE,OOPS I MEEN DAT GRAPEJUICE.

    DAT BLOG IZ WAK AZ HELL!!!
    DA JUICE DONE DRYED UP——–>

    ANYWAY……….I CANT COMMINT ON DIS MESS EATHER.SMH

  5. Um Toya, Please tell me you saw the section where she said she has also signed a new girl group ( three girls) from the UK who were on the X-Factor.

    At first I thought Kandy Rain but now I’m thinking its Miss Frank!!! Investigate pleaseeeeeeeeeee.

    Say it ain’t sooooooooo

  6. AHHHHHHHHHHHH Wait wait wait… AHHHHHHHHHHH i cant lmao

  7. I BLAME CRIS STOKES FO MESSIN DIS BOYZ MINE UP. :(

  8. seriously?!

    *faints*

    followME twitter.com/MxPiggy

  9. Um I think that article lost credibility because someone asked Omarion about a possible B2K comeback and he said no. That video is right on Necole Bitchie I think.

    But anyways, gud luck to them

  10. toya will whoop ur ass if u ever mention that grape shit on her blog…lol…ohh man …tila is such a joker

  11. YouPutTheLimeInTheCoconut

    I just…I have no words for this. :/

  12. The more I read this, the more I’m starting to think this is a prank. Seriously.

  13. Well this can’t be from punked. Cos we aren’t Celebs.

  14. Tila is about to sign Amerie and Cassie as well…Maybe Melody and Kimberley will join as well

  15. Wont ever look at him or any of the other members of b2k the same after what was told about chris strokes. They all seem like damaged goods, Omarion should drop him as a manger.

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